Things that use ironically inappropriate fonts for sayings are some of my favourites
Hello MTV and welcome to my crib
This is the paddock for my girlfriend’s horse
This is my girlfriend’s garden
This is my girlfriend’s study
This is my collection of my girlfriend‘s body parts
This is my giant portrait of my girlfriend
This is my giant portrait of my girlfriend’s face (on an imposter but I miss her face)
This is the pool I filled with my tears when I cry about missing my girlfriend (a fish moved in)
This is the goddess I pray to to please please please bring my girlfriend back I miss her so much 😢
I love when people are excited over the small things in life. I'm so happy you got that plushie you wanted. I adore that you got a cool yo-yo. I'm proud of you for finding joy in a new hobby. Keep enjoying life!
You wouldn’t understand
is now a good time to mention that the woman in the screenshot literally runs rotatingsandwiches.com
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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